Publish Complete Crap and Still Make Money
You know I hate Crap, Spam and Garbage… And yes! This is a blog post with an ironic twist and a hidden message. The lazy 5 step strategy I am about to show is the LAST thing I recommend that you actually go ahead and do!
But the real irony is that it will work!
I am a weird mood right now, everywhere I turn online, I keep stumbling across complete and utter crap.
- Crappy products that will never work.
- Crappy half baked affiliate websites that I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with.
- Articles created and respun 100 times by autobots.
- Software that one click auto-posts all you crappy articles to 20 article directories.
- Online scripts that turn any article into a video and publish it on 50 sites.
All sounds a bit scary doesn’t it?
Well right there, you actually have the 5 Step Beginners Guide to…
Making Fast Cash Online
…and in the process you get to contribute to the ‘Ginormous’ cesspit of complete and utter crap that we (half decent digital folk) have to wade through every day.
- Step #1 - Find a product that probably doesn’t work
Ohhh but it does have to…- Hit on some primal and core emotions like fear, ego and vanity.
- Promise to fix a real problem.
- Sound like an ‘EASY’ fix.
You will find many of these and be able to sign up as an affiliate (you earn a commission on every sale) by CLICKING HERE »
- Step #2 - Fake a review of this product and carbon copy a mini-site around it.
The review has to be…- A made up review half stolen from other review sites and jumbled around a bit (don’t actually buy the product).
And the minisite has to…
- Be auto created by an automated point and click Mini Site Creator Software
- Have an exit page redirector (make it hard for visitors to leave).
- Squeeze visitors towards some one else’s product
- Use a template selected from 50 generic (boring) styles
- Be auto Search Engine Optimized
- Be auto filled with other monetization like amazon and adsense
There are two options if you want to unleash this auto website creating bot on the web;
- You can get the Mini Site Creator Software PLUS a complete course in pumping out site after site by Checking it out Here »
- Or this Mini Site Creator Software which is up a few micro notches in terms of the quality that it swill that it will spew forth » Mini Site Creator Software #2 - Step #3 - Use an automated article writer to research and scrap (steal) paragraphs already on the web and then respin (automated article rewriter) them into 100 new articles.
But only create and upload these…- So that you can meet the minimal requirment of pages in order for a website to be indexed.
- So that you can increase the number of keywords and phrases that you rank for in search engine results.
- So that you can produce 100 articles a day even though you know nothing about the niche your writing in.
- If you don’t really care about them being read, valued or enjoyed.
- If you just want some visitors to get there and then fall into the funnel, spiraling towards the one and only product your promoting.
You can get a copy of this Auto Article Writing Tool » Here
- Step #4 - Send your auto created articles to a score of article directories and clog up even more search engine results with your half baked articles pointing to your under-developed mini-sites.
Again you have to…- One-click upload them up like a blind man sticking posters onto 210 websites.
- Auto submit your articles to another 374 article directories.
- Not care an ounce whether your article gets read, clicked-through or rejected.
- Opt for the Platinum access.
…The best Automated Article Submission Software is Brad Callen’s you can get that Here »
“One more Auto Tool to go, before your lazy ASSenal of ‘don’t give a toss’ money making tools is complete” - What was #5 again?
Oh Yeah! This one is a doozy…
A service that will take your text articles and turn them into fancy background, slide show, bullet point videos complete with multi-gender voice overs on selected sentences.
Sounds incredible right?
But ya gotta…- Put all your creativity in a box, tape in and place it to one side.
- Not care about bonding and letting your audience get to know you.
- Not give a hoot about whether people watch it or hate it.
- Just keep blindly chasing more search engine real estate and more and more links.
- Let the tool auto post it up to ~20 video sharing sites for you.
- Let the tool embed the video on to ~30 other websites for you.
As an entertainer and director, I really really hate this tool. But it’s so quick, cheap and dirty you just have to see it, a bit like ‘Robot Monster in 3D’ if it ever comes to a vintage cinema near you (a cheesy 1953 sci-fi film).
Take a quick look at this crazy tool Auto Video Creation Tool Here »
Actually If you really are video and creatively challenged and decide to renew the free trial. I will give you a coupon code for later so you can get 35% off - 35CLEAROFF - just promise me that you will spend your savings on some crayons.
And here’s WHY…
- I bought them when I started out, the whole system together works. Those mini-sites are still up there and still make money [JD ashamedly hides them under his keyboard].
- Keep all five of these tools open and working around the clock and you will make money in no time.
- Making Money Online the right way (My 2009 Way) takes; time, consistent commitment and a clear vision.
- It took me 12 months of trying anything and everything to finally decide to commit to the one - non internet marketing related - ‘niche website’ that I am now proud to show my friends, family and everyone that asks “what do you do for a living?”
- There are so many valuable and quality improvements you can make to a website/business that - with just one website - you could be working flat out every day for the next ten years before you will call it 100% finished.
- It takes a full 8 hours to get inspired, motivated, and set up to write just one truly ‘Link Worthy’ article.
- It can take another 8 hours to research, write and create visually and audibly captivating content.
- It takes time to carefully nurse all your content in place for the maximum results.
- It takes time to build your content, website, links, business, and loyal customers up over time.
- It takes a big leap to start creating your own high quality products.
- If you follow me down this path there is a huge chance that you will give up, because; your still hooked on fast results, you still believe in the idea of a ‘get rich quick scheme’, and don’t have the patience to spend the next 1-3 months drafting up 10 ideas to then be narrowed down to ONE genuine website/online business that you will proudly promote for the rest of your life.
- You would rather through some money at something that will work tomorrow, rather than invest your valuable time into getting exponential returns over the next 10 years.
OK Crunch TIME!!!
We are at a crossroad now, all those that:
A …want to throw ethics and integrity to the wind and just make some fast money on their own? Get your credit card out and move on. Yes it’s either your money or your time (or both) if you want to make enough money online to throw in your day jobs.
+ $297 - Mini Site Creator Software #2
+ $__7 - Auto Article Writing Tool
+ $197 - Automated Article Submission Software
+ $ 47 - Automated Video Creation Tool (free trial)
= $548
- $177 - Follow the links to discounts, free trials and use coupon codes
Total Startup: $371
Total Time: Most the hard work is done while you sleep or watch reality TV shows.
B …You have the time and patience and want some help and advice in coming up with your life changing internet business, read on…
Total Startup: $0
Total Time: A few sessions a week for about 3 years
Or: Develop a good relationship with a few trusted freelancers and outsource some of the tasks (related article: Auto Blog Software Vs Outsourcing).
Ohh there is a ‘C’, my readers, friends and associates that swing by 1to1million occasionally and already have a great and ethical business plan already in the works. “Get back to work!”
If your still with me, ‘The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.’
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