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Nov 8 2009

3 Secrets To Making Funny Cat Pictures and Why You Shouldn’t Do It!

This is a viral post! …Well in theory?
According to Ritu I just need 3 things:

Controversy and Disagreement
So now that you know that this an experiment to see if this post goes viral, naturally? Don’t go fucking sending it to all your friends and shit cause it’s just going to mess up my metrics.

Humour
Not much funnier than stupid cat pictures.

Call It A Secret
Actually my biggest secrets are…

  1. I’m completely accommodating and open minded, as long as everyone does exactly what I say.
  2. The last time I was funny, the toilet door blew off it’s hinges and my brother had bandages instead of pants.
  3. All the valuable secrets I could teach you, would get you locked up.

So lets just drop the whole viral post idea and see if I can just deliver on the title with some useful content instead.

3 Secrets To Making Funny Cat Pictures

1 - Use someone else’s cat.

2 - Dress the cat in ridiculous outfits.

3 - Imply that the cat is actually thinking and performing like a human.


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Nov 2 2009

Value First » Money Follows

Just a quick post today… Something to think about if you are actively seeking to make some extra cash online or grow your business online.

The first things that gets your attention is “Make Money Now”! What gets your credit card out are headlines like… “I make $10,000 a month from just two hours a week and I’ll show you how for just $39.95″

Hopefully I can turn your thinking around today as efficiently and quickly as possible…

Stop trying to make money!
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Oct 28 2009

Are you thinking Money or Business?

A lot of people get online and eventually land on a ‘Make Money Online’ scheme and hey! Why not!. They give it a shot!

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Oct 21 2009

Why Your Website Traffic Is Dieing

Is your website reflecting the normal pattern of a site that is left to fend for itself!

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Aug 1 2009

How to Find Niche Ideas

Like many people starting out, your probably trying to figure out how to find as many killer niche ideas as possible.
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Jul 30 2009

How to Value a Website

Recently had someone ask me how to value a website, this person is thinking about selling their website and wants to know if there is an accurate way to measure its value…
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Jul 27 2009

Mondayitis Motivation: Schedule Content with a Plan

In the ‘interweblogosphere’ she (or he) who succeeds is the one who dies with the most content and the most subscribers. It can take some time to reach a point of success. I recommend a careful plan and preparing and scheduling your content well in advance.

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Jul 24 2009

7 Ways To Find New IM Products & JV Partners

One sure fire way to make some money as an affiliate is to get the drop on brand new internet marketing products.

Lets take a look at how to find them.
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Jul 22 2009

Publish Complete Crap and Still Make Money

You know I hate Crap, Spam and Garbage… And yes! This is a blog post with an ironic twist and a hidden message. The lazy 5 step strategy I am about to show is the LAST thing I recommend that you actually go ahead and do!

But the real irony is that it will work!
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Jul 21 2009

Firefox Blog Editor | Amazing!

If you own a blog (or two) you know you should be blogging more and scheduling your blogs for those days/weeks when your motivation to blog wavers. You need to make Blogging as easy as possible…

Blogging works when you consistently build each article/post on top of another, giving you exponential results. Drop the ball and your site will roll backwards.

I have a solution for you!
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