3 Secrets To Making Funny Cat Pictures and Why You Shouldn’t Do It!

This is a viral post! …Well in theory?
According to Ritu I just need 3 things:

Controversy and Disagreement
So now that you know that this an experiment to see if this post goes viral, naturally? Don’t go fucking sending it to all your friends and shit cause it’s just going to mess up my metrics.

Humour
Not much funnier than stupid cat pictures.

Call It A Secret
Actually my biggest secrets are…

1. I’m completely accommodating and open minded, as long as everyone does exactly what I say.
2. The last time I was funny, the toilet door blew off it’s hinges and my brother had bandages instead of pants.
3. All the valuable secrets I could teach you, would get you locked up.

So lets just drop the whole viral post idea and see if I can just deliver on the title with some useful content instead.

3 Secrets To Making Funny Cat Pictures

1 - Use someone else’s cat.

2 - Dress the cat in ridiculous outfits.

3 - Imply that the cat is actually thinking and performing like a human.